Monday, October 30, 2006

Gunda

I am a movie buff, watched so many movies, and most of my favorite movies, more than a few times. But no movie, simply no movie I have seen touches Gunda. Gunda is a movie which is on a different plane. It is the best movie ever made.

Genre of the movie: It can be called a musical, as it has a lot of violens and saaks
It can be a science fiction with automated auto rickshaws, automated ambassador cars, automated bazooka shoots.
A surreal movie for the actual depth of the dialogues.


Imagine this, a group of villains, introducing themselves.

Bulla: Mera naam hai Bulla, rakhta hoon main khulla
Chutiya: Mera naam hai chutiya, achhe achhon ki khadi karta hoon main khatiya
bulli kahaan hai teri ungli
bulla bhai ab hoga halla gulla
police aur hukumat karegi
hai bulla hai bulla
sab bolenge hai chutiya hai bulla
dhundo dhundo kahaan hai chutiye
pakdo pakdo kahaan hai bulla
Pote: Mera naam hai Pote
Jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hote
Jaljalla jaag utha hai
Sabko pata chalega ki gangwar start ho chuka hai
Ab laashein aise tapkengi jaise nanhe munhe bache ki nunhi se pishaab tapakta hai
Chutiya: Bhaiya Nunni
Imbu hatela: Mera naam hai imbu hatela
Maa meri chudail ki beti
Baap mera Shaitaan ka chela
Khaayega kela?
Chutiya: Haan


The most emotional scene ever:
Bullas sister dies. Bulla talking to her corpse.

Munni meri behen munni tu mar gayi?
Lambu aata ne tujhe lamba kar diya?
Maachis ki tilli ko khamba kar diya?
Maine kya kya khwaab dekhe the tere liye
300 ladke the tere liye
Ekdum chikne
Jo tujhe bhaata
Tu ussi se shaadi karti
Par tu to katela gurda yaani ki murda ho gayi

The strongest dialogue ever where redundancy gets redundant:
Kala Shetty: Main lambu aata ke bhai kundan ko laaya hoon
Kundan: Main Lambu aata ka bhai kundan hoon
Kala Shetty: Agar tu lambu aata ka bhai hai, to hum bhi kuch kam nahi hain.

The imaginative characters, namely Shankar, Bulla(who keeps it Khulla), the gay vitamin sex tablets eating Chutiya, the not made for Baap Pothey, Imbu Hatela, the bibliographical Lambu aata, the matter of fact Kala Shetty, make for a interesting watch. More importantly, every two dialogues in the movie rhyme.

Surreality and attention to detail, thy name is Kanti Shah(director of the movie)

Rating 20 stars of 5

2 comments:

rider_on_the_storm said...

hilarious...lets get gunda to imdb#1 :)

Shriniwas K said...

ITs already rated 8.1 on IMDB. That surpasses almost all bollywood movies :)

Also Gunda has more subtle but noteworthy characters - Lucky Chikna, Natte, the other 2 actresses, and the monkey Tinku. This movie ll definitely become the most memorable Bollywood flick ever ...

"Yehi Kapda sabse bada lafda kar deta hai,
Jab yeh kafan ban ke aadmi pe lipat jaata hai to us ko dafan honaa hi padta hai" :)